Happy Captain Tuttle Day

June 21 (26 Confusion): Imaginary Friend/Captain Tuttle Day (ED)/(MH). Recognize and
credit your imaginary friend, whom you blame for everything on all the other days of the year. Or
help someone anonymously, but in a way they’d never expect. (“Captain Tuttle” was the made-
up buddy of Benjamin Franklin “Hawkeye” Pierce and “Trapper John” McIntire on the TV show
“M*A*S*H.” They used the mythical captain’s identity to get supplies and funds from the U. S.
Military which were then sent to help an orphanage).

Confusion Holydays from the Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia

Hail Eris!!!

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